‘Sports’ Articles
Written by Almanda on 16 March 2010
Oh Mike Tyson! The world would be a far less entertaining place without him. But I think Mikey has truly outdone himself this time. The disgraced boxer is teaming up with Animal Planet for a series about pigeon racing. Yes, there is such a thing as pigeon racing and of course Mike Tyson would be a part of it. While some athletes will turn to
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Written by Almanda on 09 March 2010
Who would have thought that the Snuggie would come this far? When it started out as just one of hundreds of infomercials that crap all over the television landscape, no one could have seen the utter gloriousness that an oversized housecoat would have on America. And now it is finally getting the recognition it deserves from the folks at Guinness.
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Written by Almanda on 05 March 2010
In what is sure to be one of the greatest cat fights in women's sport's history, Baylor's Brittney Griner threw a mean punch at Texas Tech's Jordan Barncastle Wednesday night. Not condoning violence, but that chick's swing is pretty impressive. Video after the jump.
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Written by Almanda on 02 March 2010
Ok, so maybe this isn't exactly breaking news, but the Washington Post's in depth piece on the ridiculousness that is women's arm wrestling certainly raised a number of great questions. Mainly, who thought this was a good idea? More after the jump.
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Written by Almanda on 01 March 2010
While the International Olympic Committee decided not to pursue an investigation into the Canadian women's hockey team celebration after winning the gold, the team is still sorry about their on-ice antics. Marie-Philip Poulin, team member and sole scorer during the final matchup between the US and Canada, said:
"I'm really sorry for what
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Written by Almanda on 22 February 2010
Oh, Scotty, Scotty, Scotty. After taking home the bronze in snowboarding during the Winter 2010 Olympics in Vancouver, Scotty Lago got himself into hot water with the prudishly stuffy Olympic Committee. Apparently Scotty decided to take his hardware on the road and thought that it was the perfect way to pick up chicks, or at least have them
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Written by Almanda on 19 February 2010
There have been a lot of unlikely sights at Fashion Week, but this one probably takes the cake. Buffalo Bills player Terrell Owens decided to put wallowing in the awfulness of this past season to the side to strut his stuff down the catwalk. And I’m thinking it was a bad idea.
Sporting a gold chain circa 1983 and a wig that was aptly described
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Written by Almanda on 17 February 2010
So the Olympics are a big deal. Aside from showcasing some of the most talented athletes in sports, the Olympics is one of very few occasions that seem to make everyone irritatingly patriotic. But maybe you don't care about sports. Or maybe you just don't like America that much. Or maybe you can't bring yourself to watch crappy events to get to
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Written by Almanda on 17 February 2010
Amazement aside, this is why I will never take Fox Sports News seriously. They recently hired American Gladiator Justice Smith to kick “combat expert” Roy Kirby in the balls for Sports Science. While for the average man this would normally mean throwing himself into the fetal position while holding on to his nuts for dear life, Roy is a little
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Written by Almanda on 10 February 2010
Some guys apparently have all the luck. And who was one of luckiest bastards this past weekend. Well that would be Tom Arnold. Find out why after the jump.
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