Written by Almanda on 08 February 2010
I guess he should have brought a little more cash along with him. A Colorado ex-con is accused of offering his drug tester $300 (and then $500) to allow him to use a Whizzinator to take his drug test. For those of you unfamiliar with this magical little device, the Whizzinator is a faux member, equipped with tubing and heater packs that is sold in drug stores. Since the ex-con in question decided to light up before his mandatory drug test, he thought that using the Whizzinator was the perfect way to hide his little weed transgression.
Unfortunately for him, the drug tester knew something was up when the dude seemed awful shy about letting his member be seen by the state worker. The drug tester instructed him to lift up his shirt and that's when he found the Whizzinator. Fake penis FAIL! At this point our fake penis parolee did the only thing that seemed logical at the time: he bribed the drug tester with a few hundreds. Probably not the best idea in retrospect. The drug tester, not impressed by the $500 bribe, confiscated the Whizzinator and promptly left.
On top of failing his drug test, the man is now facing bribe charges. Weak!
Via: AP
Tags: bribe drug tester, drug test, Drugs, failed drug test, High Life, OOPS, weed, Whizzinator
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